Pwned! Wait- What?

Ah I'm so happy. Not. I pwned all three exams that were thrown at me which is a good thing so now you're probably wondering "Why the hell aren't you happy then?" or something along the lines of that. Why aren't I happy? Well I have a Final Exam coming up and my dad has been such a jerk lately. Seriously, I even considered packing my bags and moving in with my good friend Cam (His mother wouldn't let me and called my dad). It really sucked. He's been insulting me all week and it's a pain. But whatever. Much to my relief, I have been able to keep up in class and get good grades though. (Much to my utter surprise. See?! I CAN'T EVEN SPELL.) Anyhow, I'm going to try and update my blog more often even though no one probably reads it but whatever.

Oh Dear Lord.

Dear God, I just saw I haven't written anything in my blog for ages. It's like.. all dead now. Anyhow, so sorry for that, I've been quite busy lately. In fact, I have exams coming up and essays due so I won't be able to write much. Nothing exciting has happened lately except for the fact my friend threw up on my shoes. Yup, that's right. We were in the car, all driving to the mall and he told me he felt sick. I had told the friggen idiot to roll down the window but no he was "fine." Well fine my ass, because the next thing I knew he threw up on my shoes. Ah oh well, I laughed about it after it happened but I don't really laugh anymore when I look at my shoes. Anyhow I have to study soon for an exam so bye. I'll try to write more often~

I Punch Babies.

I apologize for not blogging lately, my friend Jordan has been staying with me at my house for a week since his parents are in Europe. He left about four days ago but I've been too lazy to go on Blogger, so I apologize. No one is probably reading this but I don't care, I'm bored. I'm on Chatango and talking to my awesome friend Kendra but besides that I'm not really doing anything. Anyways my weekend has been pretty damn wacky, I've had water gun fights with Cody and Cam, attempted to go to a gay bar with Jordan, Cam, Cody, Ryan and Adam, got in a car accident (again) and got my dad so pissed off he attempted to lock me in my bedroom. Yep, I'm 17 and living with my dad. I really wish I was 18 so I can move out, probably move out into a luxury apartment by myself. (Ha ha, bitches. :D) I'm pretty sick of my preppy sister, slutty step mom and alcoholic dad. I have 4 more days til I go to school and Im uber excited. (Uber, an awesome word, I know. :3) Why? Because I'm gonna be a fucking senior and beat up all those freshmen! BWAHA. Sorry, I just really like the thought of shoving my fist into someone's face. :) I'm so mean. BWAHAHAA. >___>

P.S I don't actually punch babies, I just wanted a snappy title. (:

Banned?!?!

I'm not in the best mood right now because my dad might be blocking Chatango. (For those of you who don't know what it is, it's a chat site) My dad spotted my talking to a friend of mine named Kendra who's username is "Halo" and he totally flipped and started screaming at me about internet safety. Dude there's so many reasons why he shouldn't be screaming.

1) Its not like I give her my address or something, God.

2) I'm 17 not 5, I think I can take care of myself.

3) Screaming at me isn't gonna help you with anything.


So yeah. I'm not the happiest little penguin on Earth right now because I'm pissed off! I've made so many good friends on there and seriously, I've been on there for six months and I'm still alive. I don't give out any personal infomation anyways! My dad always over reacts and it really pisses me off when he gets all mad. I mean he screams at me to get him a beer or turn off the lights and shit! Anyways I'm still in touch with most of my Chatango friends on Bebo, AIM and MSN which is good. =] I'm going to try and talk to my dad tonight and convince him not to block Chatango because if he did, I would be so upset. Wish me luck. D=

Holy Muffins.

Holy muffins. I nearly got run over today by a car while crossing the street. Lmao. I was walking my friend Nathan home and I started walking back to my house and I didn't notice a car was coming my way so I crossed. The driver of course, freaked and slammed on the brakes and I finally noticed the car and ran off, embrassed. So yeah. Moral of the story: When crossing the street, look both ways smartass.

Been Busy.

God, I've been so busy lately with school projects and shit! June 17-23 is when we're having final evams so I've been studying my ass off. I've been really worried about my grades lately so yeah. I'm currently listening to "Papercut" By Linkin Park while eating sunflower seeds. Oh yeah. Go me. I'm so epic eh? ;D! Anyways, nothing has been happening lately. My daycare job is alright so far. (So FAR.) And yah. I wish I still worked at HMV. I've been watching Law & Order and CSI for the last two hours. God those two shows are the bomb.I'm pretty damn bored right now. :) I'm just currently on Chatango and no one is on. Except for two people who I'm not bothering to talk to, not because I don't like them, but because I'm too lazy to. Yeah I know, I'm super nice neh? But yeah, I might as well go now. <3>

My New Job.

I have a new job. My dad made me quit my job at HMV (The awesome music store) because he says I probably wind off task since I work with all my friends there. And so he assigns me a new job. It's to work at a fucking daycare. The thing is, I HATE kids. I just HATE THEM! AND MY DAD KNOWS THAT. What the fuck? D: Seriously! And anyways the kids at the daycare are just weird. And the staff are WEIRDER. Like there's this dude. His name is Derek. He likes dogs. Big dogs. What's wrong with small dogs? Why does he talk about DOGS? For god's sake, I hate my new job. T__________T Someone, save me. I beg of you. No seriously, SAVE ME!

o__O My weekend.

Raves are fucking awesome. I went to a rave club last night with my friends and holy shit, it was awesome! But I did fall and nearly get trampled by Adam but it was still fun. But the entire time,I was scared someone might like, push me down and I would get stomped on. And the music was just...awesome. i need to go to rave clubs more often. They're so fun. =.= When we got back though, I was exhausted. Anyways after the rave club, we hung out at my house for a little bit before everyone left except for Cam. He stayed over because he wanted to stay overnight.We were bored so we decided to walk around the block and shit. And it started to rain so we started to head back to my house and then Cam found a fucking worm. So he got some random stick, picked it up and chased me around the block with it. And half way to my house, I slipped and fell into a puddle. And Cam managed to get the worm down my shirt. So there I was on, sitting on the sidewalk, soaking wet with a fucking worm down my shirt while Cam was standing beside me, laughing his ass off. I'm kinda pissed off at him yet he was one of my best friends so I forgive him. (:

Boredom.

Hey all, sorry I haven't been blogging lately. I've been super lately for the past week and shit so yeah. I've been hanging out with friends a lot more lately and I've been on Chatango a lot. So yeah, once again, sorry. ^_^ Forgive me. If I don't forget, I'll try posting blogs more often. Larry finally left me alone. (Thank fucking god v.v) My birthday is next month and I'm so fucking excited. I'm finally turning 17. :D Woot! Oh my fucking god. My dad is watching The Notebook and eating frozen yogurt. Whoa. Isn't that a girl thing? My dad's a girl?....Oh god. o_o And shit, I just knocked a glass of water off my desk. What have I done? D: Noooooo!!! Water!!! ...v.v It never saw what was coming. It's dead now. Dead and gone. :( Okay, that was really random, heh, sorry about that. I'm kinda hyper because before I logged onto my computer, I ate like a sugar cookie my sister made. And I think she drugged it with sugar or some sorta shit cause my body is tingling. And that's not normal. D: Like gawd. I'm messed up. n.n Then again, that's pretty awesome. ^_^ I act so immature for my age but it's fucking sweet. (And if your my friend and your reading this, you should know what I mean.) ;D I'm addicted to Don't Trust Me. It's such a sweet song. I've been addicted to it for a month now. It's creepy. o.e Yet awesome. I'm super bored right now. I have nothing to do. My sister is texting someone and my dad is being a girl. Delightful household. *insert sarcasm here* My family is really weird. Trust me on this. My dad is going to Europe in a month and he's making me and my sister stay with my Aunt Emily. Aunt Emily is the type of woman who has a really high pitched squeaky voice. She loves to bake and cook and seriously, I swear, she like bakes three batches of cookies everyday. And she still pinches my cheek everytime she sees me even though she knows I hate that. I'm looking foward to moving out of my house when I'm older.

Busy o.o

Sorry I haven't posted anything lately. I've been busy again with school and friends. Anyways my Easter was suckish but on the bright side, I have school off for the entire fucking week. ^^ I'm gonna enjoy it as much as a fucking can. :D Now I has to go. Bubi!

Rollarblade Dickhead

I finally managed to track down that dickhead that ran over my feet with his stupid damn rollarblades. It turned out to be Larry, a guy in my Science class. He's the kind of guy who liked to doodle on desks, spit balls of paper at people, trip people and snort when he laughs. That's the type of guy he is. He was never mean to me though, I have no idea why. Anyways I confronted him with Adam and Cam. (It was P.E for us while Ryan was in Science class and Cody was in English class) Anyways, he said sorry and that he didn't mean to and shit like that. I let him off the hook but during class, he started to annoy me. A lot. He must of thought I was still mad or something because he kept throwing notes on my desk saying sorry. I finally spazzed out and told him it was fine but of course, he thought I was madder. I was mad alright, not at him but at his annoying note passing. So anyways, he basically followed me throughout the school, apologizing. People were staring since Larry was making such a scene by shouting after me as I speed walked down the hallway, pretending I didn't notice Larry. But then finally, Adam saved me and pretended to talk to him about school and stuff and let me get away. I wonder what's going to happen tomarrow. Oh god.

...Your getting married to WHO?!?!

Okay my dad (Frank) is getting married to his slut ass girlfriend Stephanie. Your probably going like:"Aw c'mon Kevin, give her a chance!" and shit but she seriously HATES me!! She like pinched my arm once and dug her nails in and was like: "Hey Kevin, keep up the good work and maybe you'll do us all a favor and die one day." And she was like, staring at my scars. Wow bitch, you should check into the mental house. And I was like: "...Uh okay?" I was really hurt but now I'm just pissed off. I mean, how rude! When we first met, I was being nice!! I wasn't being mean or anything! I shook her hand, I smiled and shit!! What did I do to her?! GAH! Life. It's so fucking confusing! I don't know what I did to her and why she's acting so mean to me. Do I smell or something? I do shower daily so I don't see the problem! Argh. Now my dad wants to MARRY the damn bitch. Oh well, she better treat me nicer or else I swear, I gonna get her wedding ring and shove it down her throat. Nah kidding, I'll put gum in her "beautiful" hair. Ha. That will show that bitch.

My Cat Is HIGH.

I swear to God, kitty litter makes my cat high. I have two cats, Fluffywhiskers and Millie. Well Millie ate some kitty litter today and she went insane. Everytime she walked, she would stumble and bump into the wall, tables, chairs and many other objects. It's quite amusing but after a while it gets plain fucking annoying. Like for example, Millie managed to climb up onto the fridge. She used it as a fucking launch pad and she flew off the fridge and onto my sister Casey's head. Casey started screaming and Millie crawled off and landed on a plate which had pizza on it. Which was my lunch. Stupid cat. Millie is currently lying on my bed, all calm now but I think she still has a couple of screws loose.At first my dad thought my cat was drunk when she was all high and shit. It was quite funny. Today, school was shit. I had Lifestyles today and trust me, the video they showed us wasn't the most awesome video ever. It was pretty damn disgusting. Enough about school shit, because I'm sick of school. School is the worst thing EVER. It's even worse than my cat being high!!!

Soaking Up The Sun

Hey all, I'm a happy son of a bitch today because it's FINALLY sunny out! I went around the block with my friends about six times or so and there was so many freaking puddles from the melting snow. Cam pushed me in one and I pulled him down with me so yeah. :) Bwahaha!!! I'm so nice, eh? And then Adam had to carry Cody because Cody's jeans got soaking wet and it was hilarous. Adam was basicly Cody's horse for the entire thirty minutes. It was pretty fun though. But now my converses are REALLY muddy. But I'm not the only loser with soaking wet shoes/jeans. Anyways now I'm just chilling at home on Chatango and eating chocolate because chocolate is good. It really is. I swear. Hershey is the best. o_O Anyways yeah. Nothing going on lately (I'm so glad) and it's pretty damn sweet. :) My friend Kendra, I swear to god she's my long lost twin sister. We're EXACTLY alike! We say the same things and shit! Except she lives all the way in Mexico (I think) or somewhere in the USA. :D If we met in real life, we would probably be best friends.

I was sick :(

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately, I've been quite busy and quite sick. I got the flu and so I spent the last couple of days throwing up. So yeah sorry about that. Please forgive meh. ^^" Nothing exciting happened lately. Same old crap. So yeah. My life is pretty peaceful for now. I wonder how long the peace will last...probably not very long. :(

MY POOR FEET!

..My feet got run over. By some fucking idiot on rollarblades. I was walking to my van and some dude comes along and shouts: "WATCH OUT!" and run over my feet with rollarblades and I'm like: "..O_o OH GOD!" And then I basicly got Adam to drive me to the emergancy room with my swollen foot and yeah. =) Such a delightful day! :DD I'm currently putting ice on my swollen feet and their like swollen. And when I mean swollen I mean like: "HOLY SHIT THAT'S SWELLING UP LIKE HELL!" swollen. :DDD Such a nice day today. Oh oh! Spring finally came and I'm going: "YESS!" and wiggling around on my seat since I can barely move my feet. Ryan made me a screwed up get well soon card though. It's extremely messy though! It looks like a five year old drew it.

Food Poisoning O.e

I has food poisoning. From uncooked chicken that my Dad made for dinner. I swear, my dad is the world's most terrible cook. My mom's dead so yeah we have no cook except for my sister but she doesn't cook much better than my dad. And my dad's slutty girlfriend Stephanie doesn't know how to make anything but soup. Mushroom soup. Why mushroom soup? Why not ramen or fried noodles or something like that? Anyways I know how to make pizza and pasta. That's all. Hey, don't judge me just because I can't cook. So yeah I spent the last hour throwing up my guts in the toliet and i think I'm about to so I'm gonna go.

I'M GONNA DIE!

Holy shit!! I just finished watching The Ring and now I only got seven days to live!!!! I'm basicly screaming right now. I'm going: "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!! DADDY!! I DON'T WANNA DIE! *sob sob*" So yeah. I'm screaming while typing. What the fuck? :P Anyways I'm freaking out cause I really don't wanna die and seven days is only a week and a week isn't very long. Although, I would bang the Ring girl. Nah just kidding, the bitch is as ugly as fuck. BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! Wait, I'm turning 17 soon but same shit.. HELP ME!

...Blah.

Oh my fucking god I'm bored! (Like usual..) I basicly got to dragged to the mall on Saturday by my sister Casey to go buy Twilight the DVD since it just came out. I've read the series and I have to admit, it's pretty damn good but I'm not like a full out Twilight fan. Like every girl I know, just loves the freaking Twilight series. It's only once in a while I run into a girl who hates Twilight and that's almost never. It's amazing really. Anyways, I really don't want to go to school tomarrow because school sucks ass and I wish I could burn down my school. =) I really hate school, can't you tell? Like really, fuck school. Fuck it to fucking hell. :D Yes, I'm in a cussing mood right now so please don't complain about my language because if you don't like it then get your ass outta here. I mean it. :P Being bored to utter death isn't fun. Why? Because Casey is like blasting a song from the Spice Girls and I'm sitting in the basement and her room is upstairs and I can hear it. It's like "YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!" and I'm like:"YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY WANT I REALLY WANT FOR YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Chillin'

Yo bitches and hoes. Nah just kidding but anyways I'm utterly bored to death. I've been busy lately with work and school. (Ugh.) And I was giving my friends (Cody, Adam, Cam and Ryan) a ride to school and that jackass Adam starts singing along to "I Kissed A Girl" and holy fucking shit, that annoyed me. I swear, I almost decided to hit a tree so that he would SHUT THE FUCK UP and Adam, if your reading this, you are a stalker and you need to stop following me around the school and at work. I know you stalk me, I'm not blind. So anyways, I decided to turn off the radio and I ended up hitting a tree because I took my hand off the wheel for a moment. :) w00t. I'm such a good driver. Anyways, now I can either ride my motorcycle to school (Not a smart choice, it's pretty damn cold.) or ride my dad's old blue van. Crap. I might as well ride the van but I bet you ten bucks that as soon as I pull up into the school parking lot, people WILL start laughing. I swear to God, I'm SURE. Cam was laughing his ass off at me earlier when we got to school (We got a taxi -_-) and Cody and Ryan were just...annoying me. A lot. Adam was looking kinda guilty and I was so fucking glad. Cause it's HIS DAMN FAULT!

Borrrrreeeedddd!!

Okay. It's me. Kevin. Again. I'm just bored out of my mind. So bored that I'm listening to "Untouched" By The Veronicas. Good song but anyways, I'm really excited because every night me and my friends (Ryan,Cody, Adam and Cam) usually sneak out to the park at 1:00 am when all our parents/guardians are asleep. We don't do much though, we usually run around or talk. Once in a while we have a little fun and bring cans of Redbull or something. But we're not so badass we toss the cans on the ground and walk away like SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. Anyways yeah.I'm gonna go now. Bye. :D

P.S I'm not immature, I just know how to live my life. :)

Drunk x.x

Ok on Saturday, I wasn't on because me and my friends were fooling around and we played truth or dare. My friend Adam dared me to drink a whole can of beer and I did and I went upstairs to throw up my guts in the toliet and on the way back I like fell down the stairs. :) And I spent Sunday in bed. All day long. Delightful eh?

Animal Abuse! *Warning:Language*

Okay me and Cam were being idiots and staring out my bedroom window when we see this dude walking down the street with his dog and then the dog stops and sits down. The dude obviously has issues because he KICKS the poor dog! What the hell?! One thing I really do hate is animal abuse. I hate animal testing and shit like that. Animals have feelings too. Seriously, what did the damn dog do to you? Don't kick your dog! It hurts and how would you like it if someone randomly kicked you in the stomach? I would be pissed off for one thing and in pain. And so the dog picks himself off the ground and limps down the street as me and Cam watch in horror. How could you do that to a poor innocent dog? I'm not exactly fond of dogs but I know what's right and what's wrong. And I know that's wrong. What the fuck man? Don't kick your dog!!! I'm just so pissed off right now and Cam is just horrified. Cam is a major dog-lover. Cam is just really horrified. He says that if the dude doesn't want to take care of his dog just give it away to someone who will take care of it and I agree. Kicking your dog or any animal is wrong! That's like walking up to someone you know and kicking them in the stomach. They have feelings and emotions like you! And anyone who does this type of shit to their pets, fuck you! Can't we all just get along?!

Hanging Out

Hey it's me, Kevin. I'm currently hanging out with my friend Cameron aka Cam. Normally, all five of us hang out but today Cam is hanging out with me because I was really bored and my dad said I could only have one friend over right now. So anyways me and Cam are just being so random because this was us a few moments ago:
Cam: Look, there's a hot girl wearing skank shorts!
Me: Would you wear skank shorts?
Cam: Hell yeah.
So yeah, that's what Cam is like. Me and my friends are basicly random and fun-loving. Cam is the type of person who loves annoying people and he's a pretty nice guy. He's the smartass of our group and the one with a sharp tongue. When he's angry, he's as cold as ice. But he's a loyal friend of mine. Anyways I was talking to my friend Tristen on Chatango and she told me to poke him so I did and Cam just slowly turned his head to me and he was like: "Did you just poke me?" and I'm like: "Uhh yeah?" and then he runs to the corner of my room and pretends to cry. And then Tristen told me to throw my shoe at him and so I did and then I missed him and guess what he says?
Cam: "YOU CAN'T HIT ME CAUSE I'M HARRY POTTER!"
What the fuck?Ha ha. Random fucking idiot. He may have smexy ass hair but I think his brain is very tiny. :) Well I better go now before Cam starts a riot, peace out.

Punched In The Nose By A Girl T.T

Ok I was trying to scare my friend Erica and I pinched her hip which was a senstive spot and she punched me HARD in the nose. Trust me, it was hard. Because I got a bloody nose. :) Isnt that greattt?

Kitty :)

:DD Kitty!!*Christina*Thank you, that was very nice of you to write a blog about moi. :) Your a great friend too and I love chu! You make me smile when I'm sad and your rants are awesome! x3 I could sit through them all day. I'll always be there for you and I'll be the annoying idiot who'll pm you as soon as you log on! I wish I was your neighbour and if I was, I would totally take you on a shopping spree to buy panda things! ^_^

:( Freezing In My House.

It's like FREEZING in my house and it's almost like below fifty. There's not much snow outside but it's FREEZING!!! :( I hate the cold, I wish Spring would hurry up and come already. Winter, it's over let Spring come in. Arghh. Like I'm wrapped up in a fuzzy blue blanket (Fuzzy :D) and my dad just walked past my door with a "What the fuck Kevin?" look on his face. :) I'm almost used to it since I'm like a screwed up teen who does random things. And now I'm trying to spin around in my chair and I can't because my limbs are like frozen. Woo hoo. I wish it was Summer. Screw Spring, Winter and Fall. I like Summer. Like seriously, I loved how I got to go to school wearing shorts (Or "skank" shorts as Ryan likes to call them.) and a t-shirt and sneakers. Like now in winter, I have to put on my puffy ass winter jacket, a scarf, mittens and shittlez like that!I wish Mother Nature would stop being a bitch and get rid of Winter, Spring and Fall. I wish Summer was the only season we have. :P Now I'm just whining.

Bored

Ok I bet your groaning and going: "Oh god, you again?!" and screaming at the computer screen and if your not then yay. :) I'm utterly bored so I dragged myself back onto my "Amazing" blog to post some stuff. If you have any questions feel free to ask. If you have a Chatango account add me: Shinji99. My finger is like all bandaged up and if you read "STAPLER IN MY FINGER!!! :(" you'll know what happened but I think the title just gave it away... So yeah. :D Heh heh. My friend Cody and I were being so utterly random this morning and just so you know Cody is my best friend and he's almost as random as me except he acts like a five year old. We were talking about a science project and then Cody decided to randomly bring up how fluffy my cat was. (My cat's name is Fluffywhiskers. :) Such a cute name. I loveeee Fluffywhiskers.) And then we decided to have a Oreo Licking Race and I won! Ha! I kinda cheated though because I threw some of his oreos in the garbage when he wasn't looking so that he would have to get up and get more while I lick my oreo. :) Okay that came out wrong. Ignore that but yeah. I won! I own his ass. :DD I have this like big ass exam tomarrow and I fell asleep while studying. I don't want to go to school!!! Someone, save me from my gorey demise from school! There's these two guys (Todd and Shane) who like to use me as a personal punching bag. Like seriously, every time they see me they randomly punch me in the gut and walk away laughing while I'm lying there on the ground in utter agony. Well not agony, it's pain I guess. Well same thing...Kinda..I guess..Whatever.

STAPLE IN MY FINGER!! :(

Staples are dangerous. I just learned that like five minutes ago. I was rocking out with a stapler (Don't ask why) to the song Don't Trust Me By 30h!3 when I stapled my finger. So I basicly, I sat there screaming like a girl as blood gushed out of my finger and I'm all like: "OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA DIE!!!" and screaming and I solved the problem by washing my finger and putting a Hello Kitty Bandaid on it!!! YAY! :) Hello Kitty makes your day so much better.