Sunday, March 22, 2009
Food Poisoning O.e
I has food poisoning. From uncooked chicken that my Dad made for dinner. I swear, my dad is the world's most terrible cook. My mom's dead so yeah we have no cook except for my sister but she doesn't cook much better than my dad. And my dad's slutty girlfriend Stephanie doesn't know how to make anything but soup. Mushroom soup. Why mushroom soup? Why not ramen or fried noodles or something like that? Anyways I know how to make pizza and pasta. That's all. Hey, don't judge me just because I can't cook. So yeah I spent the last hour throwing up my guts in the toliet and i think I'm about to so I'm gonna go.
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