Soaking Up The Sun

Hey all, I'm a happy son of a bitch today because it's FINALLY sunny out! I went around the block with my friends about six times or so and there was so many freaking puddles from the melting snow. Cam pushed me in one and I pulled him down with me so yeah. :) Bwahaha!!! I'm so nice, eh? And then Adam had to carry Cody because Cody's jeans got soaking wet and it was hilarous. Adam was basicly Cody's horse for the entire thirty minutes. It was pretty fun though. But now my converses are REALLY muddy. But I'm not the only loser with soaking wet shoes/jeans. Anyways now I'm just chilling at home on Chatango and eating chocolate because chocolate is good. It really is. I swear. Hershey is the best. o_O Anyways yeah. Nothing going on lately (I'm so glad) and it's pretty damn sweet. :) My friend Kendra, I swear to god she's my long lost twin sister. We're EXACTLY alike! We say the same things and shit! Except she lives all the way in Mexico (I think) or somewhere in the USA. :D If we met in real life, we would probably be best friends.

I was sick :(

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately, I've been quite busy and quite sick. I got the flu and so I spent the last couple of days throwing up. So yeah sorry about that. Please forgive meh. ^^" Nothing exciting happened lately. Same old crap. So yeah. My life is pretty peaceful for now. I wonder how long the peace will last...probably not very long. :(

MY POOR FEET!

..My feet got run over. By some fucking idiot on rollarblades. I was walking to my van and some dude comes along and shouts: "WATCH OUT!" and run over my feet with rollarblades and I'm like: "..O_o OH GOD!" And then I basicly got Adam to drive me to the emergancy room with my swollen foot and yeah. =) Such a delightful day! :DD I'm currently putting ice on my swollen feet and their like swollen. And when I mean swollen I mean like: "HOLY SHIT THAT'S SWELLING UP LIKE HELL!" swollen. :DDD Such a nice day today. Oh oh! Spring finally came and I'm going: "YESS!" and wiggling around on my seat since I can barely move my feet. Ryan made me a screwed up get well soon card though. It's extremely messy though! It looks like a five year old drew it.

Food Poisoning O.e

I has food poisoning. From uncooked chicken that my Dad made for dinner. I swear, my dad is the world's most terrible cook. My mom's dead so yeah we have no cook except for my sister but she doesn't cook much better than my dad. And my dad's slutty girlfriend Stephanie doesn't know how to make anything but soup. Mushroom soup. Why mushroom soup? Why not ramen or fried noodles or something like that? Anyways I know how to make pizza and pasta. That's all. Hey, don't judge me just because I can't cook. So yeah I spent the last hour throwing up my guts in the toliet and i think I'm about to so I'm gonna go.

I'M GONNA DIE!

Holy shit!! I just finished watching The Ring and now I only got seven days to live!!!! I'm basicly screaming right now. I'm going: "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!! DADDY!! I DON'T WANNA DIE! *sob sob*" So yeah. I'm screaming while typing. What the fuck? :P Anyways I'm freaking out cause I really don't wanna die and seven days is only a week and a week isn't very long. Although, I would bang the Ring girl. Nah just kidding, the bitch is as ugly as fuck. BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! Wait, I'm turning 17 soon but same shit.. HELP ME!

...Blah.

Oh my fucking god I'm bored! (Like usual..) I basicly got to dragged to the mall on Saturday by my sister Casey to go buy Twilight the DVD since it just came out. I've read the series and I have to admit, it's pretty damn good but I'm not like a full out Twilight fan. Like every girl I know, just loves the freaking Twilight series. It's only once in a while I run into a girl who hates Twilight and that's almost never. It's amazing really. Anyways, I really don't want to go to school tomarrow because school sucks ass and I wish I could burn down my school. =) I really hate school, can't you tell? Like really, fuck school. Fuck it to fucking hell. :D Yes, I'm in a cussing mood right now so please don't complain about my language because if you don't like it then get your ass outta here. I mean it. :P Being bored to utter death isn't fun. Why? Because Casey is like blasting a song from the Spice Girls and I'm sitting in the basement and her room is upstairs and I can hear it. It's like "YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!" and I'm like:"YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY WANT I REALLY WANT FOR YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Chillin'

Yo bitches and hoes. Nah just kidding but anyways I'm utterly bored to death. I've been busy lately with work and school. (Ugh.) And I was giving my friends (Cody, Adam, Cam and Ryan) a ride to school and that jackass Adam starts singing along to "I Kissed A Girl" and holy fucking shit, that annoyed me. I swear, I almost decided to hit a tree so that he would SHUT THE FUCK UP and Adam, if your reading this, you are a stalker and you need to stop following me around the school and at work. I know you stalk me, I'm not blind. So anyways, I decided to turn off the radio and I ended up hitting a tree because I took my hand off the wheel for a moment. :) w00t. I'm such a good driver. Anyways, now I can either ride my motorcycle to school (Not a smart choice, it's pretty damn cold.) or ride my dad's old blue van. Crap. I might as well ride the van but I bet you ten bucks that as soon as I pull up into the school parking lot, people WILL start laughing. I swear to God, I'm SURE. Cam was laughing his ass off at me earlier when we got to school (We got a taxi -_-) and Cody and Ryan were just...annoying me. A lot. Adam was looking kinda guilty and I was so fucking glad. Cause it's HIS DAMN FAULT!

Borrrrreeeedddd!!

Okay. It's me. Kevin. Again. I'm just bored out of my mind. So bored that I'm listening to "Untouched" By The Veronicas. Good song but anyways, I'm really excited because every night me and my friends (Ryan,Cody, Adam and Cam) usually sneak out to the park at 1:00 am when all our parents/guardians are asleep. We don't do much though, we usually run around or talk. Once in a while we have a little fun and bring cans of Redbull or something. But we're not so badass we toss the cans on the ground and walk away like SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. Anyways yeah.I'm gonna go now. Bye. :D

P.S I'm not immature, I just know how to live my life. :)

Drunk x.x

Ok on Saturday, I wasn't on because me and my friends were fooling around and we played truth or dare. My friend Adam dared me to drink a whole can of beer and I did and I went upstairs to throw up my guts in the toliet and on the way back I like fell down the stairs. :) And I spent Sunday in bed. All day long. Delightful eh?

Animal Abuse! *Warning:Language*

Okay me and Cam were being idiots and staring out my bedroom window when we see this dude walking down the street with his dog and then the dog stops and sits down. The dude obviously has issues because he KICKS the poor dog! What the hell?! One thing I really do hate is animal abuse. I hate animal testing and shit like that. Animals have feelings too. Seriously, what did the damn dog do to you? Don't kick your dog! It hurts and how would you like it if someone randomly kicked you in the stomach? I would be pissed off for one thing and in pain. And so the dog picks himself off the ground and limps down the street as me and Cam watch in horror. How could you do that to a poor innocent dog? I'm not exactly fond of dogs but I know what's right and what's wrong. And I know that's wrong. What the fuck man? Don't kick your dog!!! I'm just so pissed off right now and Cam is just horrified. Cam is a major dog-lover. Cam is just really horrified. He says that if the dude doesn't want to take care of his dog just give it away to someone who will take care of it and I agree. Kicking your dog or any animal is wrong! That's like walking up to someone you know and kicking them in the stomach. They have feelings and emotions like you! And anyone who does this type of shit to their pets, fuck you! Can't we all just get along?!

Hanging Out

Hey it's me, Kevin. I'm currently hanging out with my friend Cameron aka Cam. Normally, all five of us hang out but today Cam is hanging out with me because I was really bored and my dad said I could only have one friend over right now. So anyways me and Cam are just being so random because this was us a few moments ago:
Cam: Look, there's a hot girl wearing skank shorts!
Me: Would you wear skank shorts?
Cam: Hell yeah.
So yeah, that's what Cam is like. Me and my friends are basicly random and fun-loving. Cam is the type of person who loves annoying people and he's a pretty nice guy. He's the smartass of our group and the one with a sharp tongue. When he's angry, he's as cold as ice. But he's a loyal friend of mine. Anyways I was talking to my friend Tristen on Chatango and she told me to poke him so I did and Cam just slowly turned his head to me and he was like: "Did you just poke me?" and I'm like: "Uhh yeah?" and then he runs to the corner of my room and pretends to cry. And then Tristen told me to throw my shoe at him and so I did and then I missed him and guess what he says?
Cam: "YOU CAN'T HIT ME CAUSE I'M HARRY POTTER!"
What the fuck?Ha ha. Random fucking idiot. He may have smexy ass hair but I think his brain is very tiny. :) Well I better go now before Cam starts a riot, peace out.

Punched In The Nose By A Girl T.T

Ok I was trying to scare my friend Erica and I pinched her hip which was a senstive spot and she punched me HARD in the nose. Trust me, it was hard. Because I got a bloody nose. :) Isnt that greattt?

Kitty :)

:DD Kitty!!*Christina*Thank you, that was very nice of you to write a blog about moi. :) Your a great friend too and I love chu! You make me smile when I'm sad and your rants are awesome! x3 I could sit through them all day. I'll always be there for you and I'll be the annoying idiot who'll pm you as soon as you log on! I wish I was your neighbour and if I was, I would totally take you on a shopping spree to buy panda things! ^_^

:( Freezing In My House.

It's like FREEZING in my house and it's almost like below fifty. There's not much snow outside but it's FREEZING!!! :( I hate the cold, I wish Spring would hurry up and come already. Winter, it's over let Spring come in. Arghh. Like I'm wrapped up in a fuzzy blue blanket (Fuzzy :D) and my dad just walked past my door with a "What the fuck Kevin?" look on his face. :) I'm almost used to it since I'm like a screwed up teen who does random things. And now I'm trying to spin around in my chair and I can't because my limbs are like frozen. Woo hoo. I wish it was Summer. Screw Spring, Winter and Fall. I like Summer. Like seriously, I loved how I got to go to school wearing shorts (Or "skank" shorts as Ryan likes to call them.) and a t-shirt and sneakers. Like now in winter, I have to put on my puffy ass winter jacket, a scarf, mittens and shittlez like that!I wish Mother Nature would stop being a bitch and get rid of Winter, Spring and Fall. I wish Summer was the only season we have. :P Now I'm just whining.

Bored

Ok I bet your groaning and going: "Oh god, you again?!" and screaming at the computer screen and if your not then yay. :) I'm utterly bored so I dragged myself back onto my "Amazing" blog to post some stuff. If you have any questions feel free to ask. If you have a Chatango account add me: Shinji99. My finger is like all bandaged up and if you read "STAPLER IN MY FINGER!!! :(" you'll know what happened but I think the title just gave it away... So yeah. :D Heh heh. My friend Cody and I were being so utterly random this morning and just so you know Cody is my best friend and he's almost as random as me except he acts like a five year old. We were talking about a science project and then Cody decided to randomly bring up how fluffy my cat was. (My cat's name is Fluffywhiskers. :) Such a cute name. I loveeee Fluffywhiskers.) And then we decided to have a Oreo Licking Race and I won! Ha! I kinda cheated though because I threw some of his oreos in the garbage when he wasn't looking so that he would have to get up and get more while I lick my oreo. :) Okay that came out wrong. Ignore that but yeah. I won! I own his ass. :DD I have this like big ass exam tomarrow and I fell asleep while studying. I don't want to go to school!!! Someone, save me from my gorey demise from school! There's these two guys (Todd and Shane) who like to use me as a personal punching bag. Like seriously, every time they see me they randomly punch me in the gut and walk away laughing while I'm lying there on the ground in utter agony. Well not agony, it's pain I guess. Well same thing...Kinda..I guess..Whatever.

STAPLE IN MY FINGER!! :(

Staples are dangerous. I just learned that like five minutes ago. I was rocking out with a stapler (Don't ask why) to the song Don't Trust Me By 30h!3 when I stapled my finger. So I basicly, I sat there screaming like a girl as blood gushed out of my finger and I'm all like: "OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA DIE!!!" and screaming and I solved the problem by washing my finger and putting a Hello Kitty Bandaid on it!!! YAY! :) Hello Kitty makes your day so much better.