Hanging Out

Hey it's me, Kevin. I'm currently hanging out with my friend Cameron aka Cam. Normally, all five of us hang out but today Cam is hanging out with me because I was really bored and my dad said I could only have one friend over right now. So anyways me and Cam are just being so random because this was us a few moments ago:
Cam: Look, there's a hot girl wearing skank shorts!
Me: Would you wear skank shorts?
Cam: Hell yeah.
So yeah, that's what Cam is like. Me and my friends are basicly random and fun-loving. Cam is the type of person who loves annoying people and he's a pretty nice guy. He's the smartass of our group and the one with a sharp tongue. When he's angry, he's as cold as ice. But he's a loyal friend of mine. Anyways I was talking to my friend Tristen on Chatango and she told me to poke him so I did and Cam just slowly turned his head to me and he was like: "Did you just poke me?" and I'm like: "Uhh yeah?" and then he runs to the corner of my room and pretends to cry. And then Tristen told me to throw my shoe at him and so I did and then I missed him and guess what he says?
Cam: "YOU CAN'T HIT ME CAUSE I'M HARRY POTTER!"
What the fuck?Ha ha. Random fucking idiot. He may have smexy ass hair but I think his brain is very tiny. :) Well I better go now before Cam starts a riot, peace out.