Welcome To My Blog Of Utter Randomness

Welcome To My Random Blog, where I share what happens to me everyday of my typical life. If you are a close friend of mine, you would know what I'm talking about. I can never tell what's going to happen next and all I can do is hope that it's not something bad. There's a lot of twists and turns in my life. My life is like a tv show like some people say and I like to blog about what goes on in my crazy random life. Everything is just unexpected. Things happen a lot to me. Some things are funny. Some things are sad. Some things are stupid. Some things are awesome. I never know.This is where I express my emotions and feelings to the world. Well not the world but you get my point.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

...Your getting married to WHO?!?!

Okay my dad (Frank) is getting married to his slut ass girlfriend Stephanie. Your probably going like:"Aw c'mon Kevin, give her a chance!" and shit but she seriously HATES me!! She like pinched my arm once and dug her nails in and was like: "Hey Kevin, keep up the good work and maybe you'll do us all a favor and die one day." And she was like, staring at my scars. Wow bitch, you should check into the mental house. And I was like: "...Uh okay?" I was really hurt but now I'm just pissed off. I mean, how rude! When we first met, I was being nice!! I wasn't being mean or anything! I shook her hand, I smiled and shit!! What did I do to her?! GAH! Life. It's so fucking confusing! I don't know what I did to her and why she's acting so mean to me. Do I smell or something? I do shower daily so I don't see the problem! Argh. Now my dad wants to MARRY the damn bitch. Oh well, she better treat me nicer or else I swear, I gonna get her wedding ring and shove it down her throat. Nah kidding, I'll put gum in her "beautiful" hair. Ha. That will show that bitch.

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