Thursday, April 2, 2009
My Cat Is HIGH.
I swear to God, kitty litter makes my cat high. I have two cats, Fluffywhiskers and Millie. Well Millie ate some kitty litter today and she went insane. Everytime she walked, she would stumble and bump into the wall, tables, chairs and many other objects. It's quite amusing but after a while it gets plain fucking annoying. Like for example, Millie managed to climb up onto the fridge. She used it as a fucking launch pad and she flew off the fridge and onto my sister Casey's head. Casey started screaming and Millie crawled off and landed on a plate which had pizza on it. Which was my lunch. Stupid cat. Millie is currently lying on my bed, all calm now but I think she still has a couple of screws loose.At first my dad thought my cat was drunk when she was all high and shit. It was quite funny. Today, school was shit. I had Lifestyles today and trust me, the video they showed us wasn't the most awesome video ever. It was pretty damn disgusting. Enough about school shit, because I'm sick of school. School is the worst thing EVER. It's even worse than my cat being high!!!
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